I didn’t want to say anything until it was going through but I won a contest and i’m really excited.


I could live on sushi for the rest of my LIFE

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every time i try to watch the simpsons marathon i keep getting episodes I’ve already seen. i want different ones.


my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

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andee (my sibling) said i should probably look up my medicine to know what it does and I did and now I know why I’ve been feeling nausea and fatigue and loss of appetite. what sucks is that the medicine said it has to be eaten with food, but I’m not hungry.

#eh #s #p #ehgfhggg


Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

"haha sucks to be them"
— driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic